Tuesday, June 30, 2015

The Older I Get the Hornier I Get


3 comments:

  1. Ya know why, dear?
    Older-you-are,
    the closer you're to death.
    And satan lurxx just
    around the corner waiting for you
    to perish WITHOUT repentance;
    then, he can SNATCH your soul
    just like you've done the
    five-finger-handjob in your SNATCH.
    That too gross?
    Boo-hoo.
    Im holding nthn back, ms. Gorgeous,
    just like satan wont hold nthn back.

    Im lookin4ward to Seventh-Heaven
    with you to spend all eternity
    withe one who's utterly passionate
    about masturBation...
    so am I.
    But, yet, I have quit for the Kingdome
    withe most Gracious Umpire.
    YOU, dear.
    Let's masturbate together...
    then cum together in ecstacy forever.

    Meet me Upstairs someday.
    Let's getta Big-Ol beer.
    Gotta lotta tok bout.
    And I mean a lot.

    trustNjesus.
    ALWAYS.
    God bless your indelible soul.

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  2. Ya know why, dear?
    Older-you-are,
    the closer you're to death.
    And satan lurxx just
    around the corner waiting for you
    to perish WITHOUT repentance;
    then, he can SNATCH your soul
    just like you've done the
    five-finger-handjob in your SNATCH.
    That too gross?
    Boo-hoo.
    Im holding nthn back, ms. Gorgeous,
    just like satan wont hold nthn back.

    Im lookin4ward to Seventh-Heaven
    with you to spend all eternity
    withe one who's utterly passionate
    about masturBation...
    so am I.
    But, yet, I have quit for the Kingdome
    withe most Gracious Umpire.
    YOU, dear.
    Let's masturbate together...
    then cum together in ecstacy forever.

    Meet me Upstairs someday.
    Let's getta Big-Ol beer.
    Gotta lotta tok bout.
    And I mean a lot.

    trustNjesus.
    ALWAYS.
    God bless your indelible soul.

    ReplyDelete